March 4, 2026 | The signs on a nature walk<\/p>\n
Aries: trying to look like a badass by ripping branches off of every tree they walk under<\/span><\/p>\n Taurus: smoking said nature \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Gemini: touching much-needed grass<\/span><\/p>\n Cancer: capturing bugs in jars to later preserve them in resin like a freak<\/span><\/p>\n Leo: Makes a sword out of a stick and stabs their hand on accident<\/span><\/p>\n Virgo: Naming the scientific name of every animal and plant<\/span><\/p>\n Libra: collecting rocks and yapping about every one in ridiculous detail<\/span><\/p>\n Scorpio: insists on having a paper map and swears they know where they\u2019re going but leads the group in circles<\/span><\/p>\n Sagittarius: Taking a short cut and getting lost<\/span><\/p>\n Capricorn: pretending they\u2019re in Lord of the Rings<\/span><\/p>\n Aquarius: singing & dancing<\/span><\/p>\n Pisces: Walking barefoot because it helps you connect with the land better.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" March 4, 2026 | The signs on a nature walk Aries: trying to look like a badass by ripping branches off of every tree they walk under Taurus: smoking said nature \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Gemini: touching much-needed grass Cancer: capturing bugs in jars to later preserve them in resin like a freak Leo: Makes a sword out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"March 4, 2026 | The signs on a nature walk","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25346"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25349,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25346\/revisions\/25349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}