{"id":25342,"date":"2026-02-25T16:33:11","date_gmt":"2026-02-26T00:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=25342"},"modified":"2026-04-14T16:34:49","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T00:34:49","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-26\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feb. 25, 2026 | The Signs responding to someone asking them to \u201cguess what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: literally just ignores you<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: \u201coh my god there\u2019s a bomb\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: i knew it was an inside job<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: That one person who responds with \u201cyour mom\u201d to everything<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: \u201c&#8230;it\u2019s cancer isn\u2019t it doctor?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: bruh just tell me<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: What?!!!! (but very seriously concerned)\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: *blank stare*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: \u2026here we go again\u2026(Blank stares you)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: \u201cyou\u2019ve found where I\u2019ve hidden the bodies, haven\u2019t you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: chicken butt<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: \u201cair travel has finally arrived in southern oregon?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feb. 25, 2026 | The Signs responding to someone asking them to \u201cguess what?\u201d Aries: literally just ignores you Taurus: \u201coh my god there\u2019s a bomb\u201d Gemini: i knew it was an inside job Cancer: That one person who responds with \u201cyour mom\u201d to everything Leo: \u201c&#8230;it\u2019s cancer isn\u2019t it doctor?\u201d Virgo: bruh just tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"Feb. 25, 2026 | The Signs responding to someone asking them to \u201cguess what?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25345,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25342\/revisions\/25345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}