{"id":25336,"date":"2026-02-18T16:30:01","date_gmt":"2026-02-19T00:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=25336"},"modified":"2026-04-14T16:31:51","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T00:31:51","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-25\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feb. 18, 2026 | <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The signs at Mardi Gras<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: thinks they\u2019re all high and mighty for not getting messed up that night but they have every other night this week\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: stealing beads off other people for their collection<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: is this how you found out shia labeouf got arrested during mardi gras? be honest<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: A big plate of beignets\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Eating king cakes to get rid of the taste of a bad drink<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: Asleep in the streets<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: The one taking photos of everyone going crazy<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: says they\u2019re gonna give up social media but later sends you 12 reels a day<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Taking too many shots and dancing on top of a table\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: swearing as much as they can because it\u2019s what they\u2019re abstaining from for Lent<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: drunk<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: Walks around and says it\u2019s a fun time but it isn\u2019t as fun as some obscure county fair they went to when they were five.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feb. 18, 2026 | The signs at Mardi Gras Aries: thinks they\u2019re all high and mighty for not getting messed up that night but they have every other night this week\u2026 Taurus: stealing beads off other people for their collection Gemini: is this how you found out shia labeouf got arrested during mardi gras? be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"Feb. 18, 2026 | The signs at Mardi Gras","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25340,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25336\/revisions\/25340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}