{"id":24324,"date":"2026-01-14T11:33:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T19:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=24324"},"modified":"2026-01-20T11:37:21","modified_gmt":"2026-01-20T19:37:21","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-21\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Jan. 7 2026 | The Signs as Unhinged Movie Quotes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aries: \u201cMars will come to fear my botany powers.\u201d – The Martian<\/span><\/p>\n

Taurus: \u201cChloe can you get your head out of your ass it\u2019s not a hat.\u201d – Pitch Perfect<\/span><\/p>\n

Gemini: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – Princess Bride<\/span><\/p>\n

Cancer: \u201cDo you want to do something fun? Do you want to go to tacobell?\u201d – Mean Girls<\/span><\/p>\n

Leo: \u201cDynamite. Mm, must be Italian.\u201d -Hoodwinked!<\/span><\/p>\n

Virgo: \u201cYou can\u2019t sit with us!\u201d – Mean Girls\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Libra: “Why would they change math? Math is math! MATH is MATH!!” -Incredibles 2<\/span><\/p>\n

Scorpio: \u201cNothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.\u201d -Guardians of the Galaxy<\/span><\/p>\n

Sagittarius: \u201cI was on top! Who the f*** is on top their first time!\u201d \u2013<\/span>Saoirse Ronan<\/span><\/a> as Christine “Lady Bird’ McPherson in Lady Bird (2017)<\/span><\/p>\n

Capricorn: \u201cI\u2019m gonna put my fist through your skull.\u201d – Captain America: The Winter Soldier<\/span><\/p>\n

Aquarius: \u201cI like to fight around\u201d -Lego Batman: The Lego Batman Movie<\/span><\/p>\n

Pisces: \u201cWhen I\u2019m around you, I kind of feel like I\u2019m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.\u201d – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jan. 7 2026 | The Signs as Unhinged Movie Quotes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24329,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24324\/revisions\/24329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}