{"id":24252,"date":"2026-01-07T06:28:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-07T14:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=24252"},"modified":"2026-01-13T18:35:36","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T02:35:36","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-20\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Jan. 7 2026 |\u00a0What the signs drop from their inventory when they die<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: 3 blaze powder, 3 raw beef and 6 stacks of nether brick slabs<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: a full stack of TNT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: A mending book<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: 36 Lava Chicken Music Disks<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: A wooden pickaxe and a nether star<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: 100 apples\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: 1000s of Name Tags, cyan dye and a single bone\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: An enchanted pickaxe with fortune III, unbreaking III, efficiency V and mending I<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Really good skywars loot that Aries already picked up<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: A shulker box full of the rarest items it took you hours to find\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: iPad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: Enchanting table, milk bucket and suspicious stew.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jan. 7 2026 |\u00a0What the signs drop from their inventory when they die<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24264,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24252\/revisions\/24264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}