{"id":24152,"date":"2025-11-19T14:40:19","date_gmt":"2025-11-19T22:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=24152"},"modified":"2025-12-03T14:51:26","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T22:51:26","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-18\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nov. 19 2025 | \u00a0The signs as the titles of their worst fanfic\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: i uhh\u2026 what\u2019s a fanfic\u2026 (has 300 ao3 works)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: The Lover\u2019s Office: Orange x Bubba<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: Warrior Cats New Clan<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Mpreg Sonic x Shadow<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: The Shadow Bride of Darkipler<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: Lieutenant Dan x Forrest Gump x Bubba\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: Love&#8217;s a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: Elmo X Rocko: Enemies to Lovers<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: I walked alone till I met you (not a romance movie)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: Sold to One Direction (Not Clickbait)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: Love letter to my high school spanish teacher<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: Me and Aaron Rodgers Took Ayahuasca in Southern Oregon and Befriended The Hat Man and a Friendly Spider\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"The signs as the titles of their worst fanfic","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24157,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24152\/revisions\/24157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}