{"id":23913,"date":"2025-11-05T13:31:48","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T21:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=23913"},"modified":"2025-11-05T14:22:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T22:22:44","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-16\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Nov 5. 2025 | The Signs as your weird coworkers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: Throws bits of turf at you because they think it\u2019s funny<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: Everyone has met them but you. Who are they? Do they even exist?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: is chronically online and always makes unfunny tiktok references even though nobody laughs<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Brings jell-O salad to the work potluck<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Their reaction to a fire will only bring a smile<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: Constantly asks you questions that make you uncomfortable<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: A burnt-out, pre-retirement guy who eats soup with a Dr. Pepper.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: Emails you borderline offensive memes all day<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Brings tuna for lunch everyday and offers to spoon feed everyone<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: Drinks coffee creamer straight from the bottle every day<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: Has the heat set unconventionally high<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: Gives you free life advice. You did not ask for advice.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nov 5. 2025 | The Signs as your weird coworkers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"The Signs as your weird coworkers","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23913"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23921,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23913\/revisions\/23921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}