{"id":23837,"date":"2025-10-29T10:33:12","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T18:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=23837"},"modified":"2025-10-29T10:33:51","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T18:33:51","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-15\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Oct 29 2025 | The Signs as Obscure Halloween Costumes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: The Festivus Pole<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: Bruce the shark from Nemo<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: definitely an offensive sexy nun<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Playboy Bunny<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: The \u201cmy leg!\u201d guy from Spongebob<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: Punk Jojo Siwa<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: Howard dressed up as Sheldon Cooper in the Big Bang Theory<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: Ross\u2019s \u201cSpudnik\u201d costume from Friends<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Weird barbie from the Barbie Movie<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: The Dune sandworm popcorn bucket<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: bowling ball<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: Some obscure historical figure they didn\u2019t know about until a week ago.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oct 29 2025 | The Signs as Obscure Halloween Costumes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"Oct 29 2025 | The Signs as Obscure Halloween Costumes","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23837"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23844,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23837\/revisions\/23844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}