{"id":23550,"date":"2025-10-22T00:00:24","date_gmt":"2025-10-22T08:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=23550"},"modified":"2025-10-22T16:18:46","modified_gmt":"2025-10-23T00:18:46","slug":"auto-draft-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/auto-draft-53\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Oct 22 2025 | <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Signs as weird things children say<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: \u201cWHERE IS MY BLOOOOOD???\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: \u201cmy dad has diabetes\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: \u201cWow, you\u2019re really high!\u201d talking about someone who\u2019s just really tall<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: \u201cHe\u2019s behind you\u201d *The room is empty*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: \u201cBut I don\u2019t want to be Kanye, not in this climate\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: \u201cFor someone who plays sports, you look like you need to walk more.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: \u201cErmmm actually\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: \u201cI\u2019m gonna wait till there\u2019s three cars coming, then I\u2019ll push you in the road.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: \u201cWhen I grow up, I don&#8217;t want to be a fat grown up, I want to be a skinny grown up\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: \u201cCONGRATULATIONS, you\u2019re going to the bathroom.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: \u201cmy poop is coming!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: \u201cI love you so much, I will never forget you when you pass away\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"Oct 22 2025 | The Signs as weird things children say","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23550"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23555,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23550\/revisions\/23555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}