{"id":23052,"date":"2025-10-15T14:38:34","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T22:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=23052"},"modified":"2025-10-15T14:41:29","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T22:41:29","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-14\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oct 15 2025 | The Signs at a Haunted House<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: Runs ahead of you, waits for you at the exit and makes fun of you when you come out frazzled<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: gets scared and lowkey assaults an actor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: way too friendly to the scare actors and keeps complimenting them and their costumes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: Holds your hand to make sure you\u2019re all good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: Will shout behind you to scare you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: pees their pants out of fear<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: Goes on their phone to look at cat memes instead<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: convinces you to go with them but then pushes you in front to save themself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: Walks through the house scaring the scare actors&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: laughs the whole time because they have no soul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: does not attend the haunted house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: Spends most of the time standing by the entrance debating whether they should go in or not. Tries to turn back multiple times once they finally decide to walk in.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aries: Runs ahead of you, waits for you at the exit and makes fun of you when you come out frazzled Taurus: gets scared and lowkey assaults an actor Gemini: way too friendly to the scare actors and keeps complimenting them and their costumes Cancer: Holds your hand to make sure you\u2019re all good. Leo: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes....","_seopress_titles_desc":"Oct 15 2025 | The Signs at a Haunted House","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23052"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23058,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23052\/revisions\/23058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}