{"id":22993,"date":"2025-10-08T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T08:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=22993"},"modified":"2025-10-15T14:42:47","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T22:42:47","slug":"the-signs-as-roommates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/the-signs-as-roommates\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Oct 8 2025 | The Signs as roommates<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: swears they don\u2019t hate you but won\u2019t follow you on insta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: NEVER wears their own clothes. Watch your closets, people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: Do they even exist..? Never been seen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: Constantly arguing on the phone with their significant other&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: Their 27 alarms will wake you up before it wakes them up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: Says you look great in a bad outfit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: Never home and always going out<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: Eats all your snacks and refuses to Venmo you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: Has a new guy over every week<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: hotboxes the room 24\/7 so you get contact high<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: 7+ bottles of wine in the recycling every week<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: Super performative, room is decorated with vinyls they\u2019ve never listened to and books they\u2019ve never read and while they\u2019ll never say it they think you\u2019re inferior to them in every way.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aries: swears they don\u2019t hate you but won\u2019t follow you on insta Taurus: NEVER wears their own clothes. Watch your closets, people. Gemini: Do they even exist..? Never been seen. Cancer: Constantly arguing on the phone with their significant other&nbsp; Leo: Their 27 alarms will wake you up before it wakes them up Virgo: Says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes....","_seopress_titles_desc":"Oct 8 2025 | The Signs as roommates","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22993"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23060,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22993\/revisions\/23060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}