The Signs as Spotify playlists<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aries: 0 patience, 100% hits<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taurus: Staring at the ceiling at 3 am with a bit of existential dread<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gemini: midwestern emo with a bit of theatre kid<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cancer: Fiona Apple ranked in order of rage. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leo: Early 2000s club music<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Virgo: music to listen to if you hate yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Libra: music i would play for you if we were two small bugs watching the sunset<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scorpio: Songs to romance Astarion to<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sagittarius: Peppermint Patty, the Bi-icon you are<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Capricorn: it\u2019s 2012, you\u2019re trying on jeans in the fitting room, they don\u2019t fit, the walls are closing in<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aquarius: Impromptu drive to the coast<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pisces: Psych rock for finger painting<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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