{"id":21699,"date":"2024-11-19T15:56:33","date_gmt":"2024-11-19T23:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21699"},"modified":"2024-11-19T16:05:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T00:05:14","slug":"auto-draft-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/auto-draft-21\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made-up horoscopes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The signs while playing Monopoly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aries: Gets into a fight with the Sagittarius<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taurus: Pretends to not know what\u2019s going on, but is actually weirdly good<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gemini: \u201cYahtzee!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cancer: Cheats their way to winning<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leo: still deciding which piece to use because they don\u2019t want the others to feel bad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virgo: unbelievably rich<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Libra: Takes jail wayyyy too seriously&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scorpio: eats the dice when they don\u2019t get the roll they want<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sagittarius: Fistfighting everyone for the Dog piece<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Capricorn: Obsesses over the relative value of the color groups<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aquarius: Yells whenever any other player does anything<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisces: Falls asleep&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The signs while playing Monopoly Aries: Gets into a fight with the Sagittarius Taurus: Pretends to not know what\u2019s going on, but is actually weirdly good Gemini: \u201cYahtzee!\u201d Cancer: Cheats their way to winning Leo: still deciding which piece to use because they don\u2019t want the others to feel bad Virgo: unbelievably rich Libra: Takes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21699"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21704,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21699\/revisions\/21704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}