{"id":21087,"date":"2024-05-14T16:37:11","date_gmt":"2024-05-15T00:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21087"},"modified":"2024-05-14T16:37:51","modified_gmt":"2024-05-15T00:37:51","slug":"this-week-in-totally-made-up-horoscopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-totally-made-up-horoscopes\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in totally made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Signs as cartoon characters<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: stewie griffin<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: kenny mccormick<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: the street rat known as Aladdin<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Edd aka double D<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Simba\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: mordecai regular show<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: porky pig\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: arnold perlstein (look it up)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: bojack horseman\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: Dipper Pines because we\u2019re so neurotic<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: oswald the octopus<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: silvermist<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21087\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}