{"id":21047,"date":"2024-05-07T18:09:08","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T02:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=21047"},"modified":"2024-05-07T18:14:20","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T02:14:20","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-73","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-73\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The signs if they were bugs:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: a large wet Western worm<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: dragonfly<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: firefly in a jar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Semi-aggressive mantis staring into your soul, test me\u2026\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: C&#8211;ty little moth<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: Honey bee<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: Pink sticky note with eight googly eyes on it<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: Atlas Moth due to their 13\u201d wingspan, duh<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Homosexual Cicada<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: That one worm in Brazil that crawls up urethras<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: WOU\u2019s trash squirells\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Morpho butterfly like the dude from The Matrix <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21047\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}