{"id":20838,"date":"2024-04-09T16:05:01","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T00:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=20838"},"modified":"2024-04-09T16:05:50","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T00:05:50","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-71\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The signs during Spring break:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS RAHHHH<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: Doing nothing but cooking, sleeping and recovering\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: already in hot girl summer gear<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Thrifting a whole new wardrobe\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Making friends with everyone at the beach<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: passive aggressive spring cleaning<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: aggressive spring cleaning<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: cry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: taking their free time out on others \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: trying to be an arsonist but isn\u2019t succeeding<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: feet in the sand with a drink in each hand\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9316,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20838\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}