{"id":20370,"date":"2023-11-14T18:37:16","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T02:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=20370"},"modified":"2023-11-14T18:38:11","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T02:38:11","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-69\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: buying half price candy and advil at the drugstore<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: saw the opportunity to run away last night and hasn\u2019t been seen since<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: already making a Pinterest board for next year\u2019s fit<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: still sleeping on the lawn after trying to connect with their inner moon child\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: putting up Christmas decorations<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: to-do list was finished like three hours ago, superiority complex fulfilled<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: cleaning up after everyone else<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: Mariah Carey currently on defrost<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: Clearance shopping Halloween decor<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: getting ready for their birthdays<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: sleeping until December<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: hungover covered in candy wrappers.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}