{"id":20266,"date":"2023-10-10T16:54:52","date_gmt":"2023-10-11T00:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=20266"},"modified":"2023-10-10T16:55:28","modified_gmt":"2023-10-11T00:55:28","slug":"the-signs-are-ready-for-the-school-year-to-be-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/the-signs-are-ready-for-the-school-year-to-be-over\/","title":{"rendered":"The signs are ready for the school year to be over"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><b>Aries:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Screaming into the crusty dorm carpet during their \u201cfloor time\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Taurus:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Hating group projects, talking to people, listening to people, interacting with people\u2026 people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Gemini:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Being asked to put your phone away in class won\u2019t stop your eight hours of daily screen time, but at least they tried.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Cancer: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wanting to go home and cry in the bathtub with a glass of red wine after every school day does not make me an alcoholic<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Leo:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> I\u2019m tired of being the bigger person \u2014 time to ghost my group members the way they ghosted me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Virgo:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> You should totally go get a little sweet treat.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Libra:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Please DO NOT go to Claire\u2019s to get an impulsive piercing. Please.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Scorpio:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Staying in bed all of\u00a0 2024\u2026 Starting now\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Sagittarius:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> What a year this week has been.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Capricorn:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> I\u2019m gonna do what\u2019s called a \u201cpro-gamer move\u201d *has a panic attack*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Aquarius:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> How many classes can I skip without my professor noticing? The answer is probably none.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Pisces:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Screaming at video games instead of doing homework isn\u2019t a personality trait<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}