{"id":18208,"date":"2021-10-12T18:38:56","date_gmt":"2021-10-13T02:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=18208"},"modified":"2021-10-12T18:41:50","modified_gmt":"2021-10-13T02:41:50","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-65\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9829 aligncenter\" width=\"544\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-300x75.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-768x192.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Theme: Costumes the signs would wear!<\/p>\n<p><span>Aries 3\/21-4\/19&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Pillow. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Triangle guard from Squid Game<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Gemini 5\/21-6\/20&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><span>Iconic gay couple. Both.<\/span><\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Stormtrooper<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>A wine mom, wine included<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Either Beyonc\u00e9 or an Ouija Board<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Mort from Madagascar<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>A T-Rex with a reach extender \u2014 unstoppable <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Sparkly shimmery vampire, complete with an open shirt<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Aquarius 1\/20 &#8211; 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>2002 \u201cDirrty\u201d Christina Aguilara. Or just the chaps.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Pisces 2\/19 &#8211; 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Sexy bunny<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n<p>Theme: Costumes the signs would wear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":18211,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[176,175],"class_list":["post-18208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-horoscopes","tag-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18208\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}