{"id":18107,"date":"2021-10-05T21:21:13","date_gmt":"2021-10-06T05:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=18107"},"modified":"2021-10-05T21:21:15","modified_gmt":"2021-10-06T05:21:15","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-64\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9829 aligncenter\" width=\"544\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-300x75.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-768x192.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Theme: Fall drink the signs would order!<\/p>\n<p><span>Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Ice water with whip cream <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Black americano with cream.\u00a0<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><span>Straight tears <\/span><\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Throw caramel apples and candy corn in a blender<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>A Dutch Bros iced Kick-a-lator with cinnamon sprinks. With extra bro. Jump in my car and give me a kiss on the cheek, bro.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Pumpkin spiced thotte \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Something sexy, like the infamous Pumpkin Spice Latte <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>peppermint mocha bc I refuse to drink psls<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Venti cup filled with pumpkin cream cold foam. Don&#8217;t forget the pumpkin spice topping! <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Just straight caramel syrup and whipped cream in a pumpkin<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Aquarius 1\/20 &#8211; 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Sangria apple cider. Light on the cider cider, extra pinot grigio.?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Pisces 2\/19 &#8211; 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Starbucks. Grande Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. Blend in dried blackberries and one pump raspberry syrup. One scoop matcha in the bottom of the cup, one on top of the whipped cream topping.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n<p>Theme: Fall drink the signs would order!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":18014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[176,175],"class_list":["post-18107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-horoscopes","tag-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18107\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}