{"id":17961,"date":"2021-06-02T02:28:46","date_gmt":"2021-06-02T10:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17961"},"modified":"2021-06-02T02:37:19","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T10:37:19","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-62","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-62\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: Hot girl summer tips!<\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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ur hot already<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sleep. Nothing else. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Disagreeing with Virgo, avoid the sunscreen and get toasty <\/span><\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Live life to the fullest and don\u2019t be afraid<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Your fire\u2019s a little low babe, it\u2019s time you take it back<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Wear sunscreen with at least SPF 30!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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GTL; Gym, tan, laundry! #jerseyshore\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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be queer invoke fear<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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hydrate <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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Cry twice a day, it\u2019ll clear your skin up to make for some killer photos<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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Act \u201ccultured\u201d and order a \u201cBan(h) Mi\u201d that\u2019s actually just a chicken sandwich<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Turn up the heater?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n

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