{"id":17744,"date":"2021-04-22T20:54:05","date_gmt":"2021-04-23T04:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17744"},"modified":"2021-04-22T21:28:38","modified_gmt":"2021-04-23T05:28:38","slug":"17744-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/17744-2\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: What are the signs favorite thing(s) about the Earth?<\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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My bed.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bees ?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Mangoes, papayas, avocados, ya know. The good stuff.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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The ocean, so help take care of it pls<\/span><\/p>\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Aliens visit sometimes and that\u2019s pretty chill<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Chocolate has gotten me through a lot<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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I like turtles! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Poisonous plants are SUPER sick<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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100T co-owner Valkyrae. May her presence bless the soul of the Earth.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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Plants, to put it bluntly<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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Plants that eat bugs \u2026 so metal<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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That every plant has its purpose, even the weeds. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n

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