{"id":17639,"date":"2021-04-08T05:19:35","date_gmt":"2021-04-08T13:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17639"},"modified":"2021-04-08T05:19:36","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T13:19:36","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-56\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: The signs debate which season is the best<\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Of course it\u2019s fall. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Summer because seasonal depression is real.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Not Spring, since nature decides I can\u2019t breathe during this time.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Summer babyyyyy (and not just because that\u2019s when my b-day is)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Fall in Salem, Massachusetts is a vibe<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Spring so that I can take aesthetic cherry blossom pics<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Fall, because the crunchy leaves bring some sense of happiness<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Idc as long as the temp is below 69\u00b0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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Winter duh.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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Winter, that\u2019s when I\u2019m at the top of my game<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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Winter, because my crying is up 2.5% due to seasonal depression.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Spring, because I can blame my tears on pollen allergies. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n

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