{"id":17519,"date":"2021-04-06T16:56:37","date_gmt":"2021-04-07T00:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17519"},"modified":"2021-04-06T18:38:03","modified_gmt":"2021-04-07T02:38:03","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-53\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: Which signs the stars think would win the bracket?<\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19  <\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019d make it about halfway because I would definitely show up late <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Me. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20 <\/span><\/p>\n

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me AND my split personality obvi<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Aries. Come on, they have the same name as the God of War.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Rawr XD<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sagittarius is literally a centaur with a bow and arrow<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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In true Libra nature, I think everyone <\/i>should win participation awards. uwu <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21 <\/span><\/p>\n

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If I say Sag, will they spare my life and NOT shoot me? <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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Fight me, b—h<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sagittarius is prob gonna die first<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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Virgo for sure, they\u2019re psycho<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Gemini, they just have more to work with. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n

Theme: What’s driving the signs mad?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":17542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[176,175],"class_list":["post-17519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-horoscopes","tag-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17519\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}