{"id":17432,"date":"2021-02-25T13:49:36","date_gmt":"2021-02-25T21:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17432"},"modified":"2021-02-25T13:49:37","modified_gmt":"2021-02-25T21:49:37","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-51\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Theme: The signs as trending twitter hashtags<\/p>\n<p><span>Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#ballsdeep<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#gamersforgod<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#babysfirstlawsuit<\/span><span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#jarjarbinkssithlord<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#BettyWhite<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#mydearestcop<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#itsajokechill<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#pogchamp<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#howlaboutit<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#taylorlautnersback<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Aquarius 1\/20 &#8211; 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#freebritney<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>Pisces 2\/19 &#8211; 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>#cry<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n<p>Theme: The signs as trending twitter hashtags<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":17086,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[176,175],"class_list":["post-17432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-horoscopes","tag-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17432\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}