{"id":17388,"date":"2021-02-16T22:41:58","date_gmt":"2021-02-17T06:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17388"},"modified":"2021-02-16T22:42:01","modified_gmt":"2021-02-17T06:42:01","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-50\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: Random!<\/p>\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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We used to live in an electric world<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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Avatar: the Last Airbender IS anime. Argue with the wall <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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hehehe<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m getting more depressed by the second, let\u2019s wrap this up<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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I miss you debbie come back<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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This is your final warning. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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If I see one more WOU student that I know on my TikTok fyp I will scream<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Do: watch a cooking show<\/span><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t: go to school<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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F–K YOU GABI<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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sorry i was busy playing a game abt ghosts and cults, what did you say?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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*f a l s e<\/i>*<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cI hate to say it but I think I\u2019m getting too old\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n

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