{"id":17165,"date":"2021-01-19T23:14:43","date_gmt":"2021-01-20T07:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=17165"},"modified":"2021-01-19T23:14:45","modified_gmt":"2021-01-20T07:14:45","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-46\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n

Theme: Things Joe Biden would say<\/p>\n

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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That’s what I love about highschoolers. I get older, they stay the same age.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m not racist because I\u2019m friends with the Obama\u2019s. They\u2019re very clean. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Catch me on the YouTube livestreaming the inauguration<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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I would say<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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That\u2019s all folks<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Don\u2019t play games with me, kid. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n

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Just Biden tings uwu rawr XD <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Finally, my dogs can live like royalty<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n

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HI OBAMA I MADE IT<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n

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Forgetting is the greatest ability we have<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n

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We did it, folks<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m getting teary eyed at the possibilities. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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