{"id":16970,"date":"2020-12-15T17:56:08","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T01:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16970"},"modified":"2020-12-15T18:08:05","modified_gmt":"2020-12-16T02:08:05","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-43\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9829 aligncenter\" width=\"544\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-300x75.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-768x192.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>Aries 3\/21-4\/19&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Huh, weird.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Damn that movie was really bad.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Gemini 5\/21-6\/20&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Wow that was worse than 2016<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>When the whole world took the L \u2026 lel<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201cThis mac\u2005and\u2005cheese, man, Oh, he&#8217;s\u2005got a plan to end my\u2005life\u201d&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>I would like a full refund and a heartfelt apology.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>GG, we\u2019ll pick it up next time<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Weird flex but ok lol<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Thanks, I hated it<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Aquarius 1\/20 &#8211; 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>At least it\u2019s over<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span>Pisces 2\/19 &#8211; 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u2026 if you have nothing nice to say then \u2013&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Western Howl Staff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":16981,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[176,175],"class_list":["post-16970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-horoscopes","tag-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16970\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}