{"id":16672,"date":"2020-11-24T18:32:46","date_gmt":"2020-11-25T02:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16672"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:28:58","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:28:58","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-41\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

Theme: Family conversation starters for Thanksgiving<\/p>\r\n

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Look Uncle Rob, I\u2019m going to need you to stop sending me all lives matter memes on Facebook.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Mom, dad, I have something to tell you \u2026 I\u2019m gay.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

*silently drinks cranberry juice during the entire dinner*<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019m going to quit and get the fear.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019m never going to another family dinner party. EVER<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Boycott Amazon.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Listen up aunties, stop asking me if I\u2019m in a relationship. Tinder is rough around here.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

So how about them uh. SpOrts huh? Haha<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\r\n

So uhhhh.. I lost my virginity.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019mfailinghalfofmyclasses so April how\u2019re the kids?<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\r\n

So I\u2019m a BIG supporter of pineapples on pizza. Anyone else???<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

How about we discuss the rise and fall of capitalism?<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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