{"id":16671,"date":"2020-11-24T18:33:42","date_gmt":"2020-11-25T02:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16671"},"modified":"2025-08-21T13:13:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T21:13:58","slug":"lets-talk-turkey-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/lets-talk-turkey-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Talk Turkey Puns!"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Share some turkey puns during thanksgiving; they are sure to get at least a few pity chuckles<\/span><\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Compiled by<\/strong> <strong>The Western Howl staff<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gobble \u2018til you wobble.<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I&#8217;d like to cut back on thanksgiving leftovers but I can&#8217;t cut back cold turkey<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Where do turkeys go when they die? The gravey-yard<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gravy is the turKEY to my heart<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What did the cranberry say to the gravy? Let\u2019s get sauced.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It doesn\u2019t get butter than this.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nobody puts gravy in the corner.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The nap after eating is called the silence of the yams.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bread-y or not, here I crumble!<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Share some turkey puns during thanksgiving; they are sure to get at least a few pity chuckles<\/p>\n<p>Compiled by The Western Howl staff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":16676,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"Thanksgiving Turkey Puns - The Western Howl","_seopress_titles_desc":"These turkey puns are sure to add humor to your Thanksgiving day. Share a laugh with friends and family this holiday season!","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[371,370,369],"class_list":["post-16671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-puns","tag-thanksgiving","tag-turkey-puns"],"modified_by":"Jared Montgomery","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22878,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16671\/revisions\/22878"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}