{"id":16595,"date":"2020-11-17T19:22:22","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T03:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16595"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:30:16","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:30:16","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-40\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

Theme: Midterms<\/p>\r\n

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

The mania that has set in from not sleeping in 3 days will never go away.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Going to sleep at 5am and waking up at 2pm seems to be working so why change it?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Week 8. Is it over yet.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

The guy sure looks like plant food to me.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019m going to Mcdonalds, you guys wanna tag along?<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

The Sands Of Time Have Reached Their End. To Prepare For Your Finals, You Must Transcend.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

If we all gather at the same time and day on Moodle, could we crash the site? Let\u2019s put the team in teamwork.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Don\u2019t cry because it\u2019s over, cry because it happened<\/span><\/p>\r\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Don\u2019t mind. Don\u2019t mind.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Spent all week catching up with my classes only to realize I forgot to do a project, lol what\u2019s good y\u2019all<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Procrastinate, stress, cram, forget assignments, cry, rinse and repeat \u23e4 it\u2019s week 8 buckos.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Week 8? More like breakdown 80.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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