{"id":16539,"date":"2020-11-10T18:56:58","date_gmt":"2020-11-11T02:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16539"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:18:07","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:18:07","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-39\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

Theme: Election Reactions<\/p>\r\n

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I never liked oranges anyways.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

The pink nippled community is at it again.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

lovely<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Look! Another powdery old white man won the old white man contest. WHAT AN UPSET!<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019m blue da ba dee da ba daa<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

How ya doin\u2019 champ? Go take a few laps and walk it off, we\u2019ll be fine.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

They wigged the ewection uWu<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Are we saved?<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\r\n

you\u2019re fired lol<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019m tired and I hate it here.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I didn\u2019t look at my phone once last week.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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