{"id":16454,"date":"2020-10-27T18:32:48","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T02:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16454"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:13:14","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:13:14","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horrorscopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horrorscopes\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up HORRORscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

Theme: Halloween \/ Horror<\/p>\r\n

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Wait \u2026 what\u2019s that behind you?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Nothing can scare you when you\u2019re already dead.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I\u2019ve got something that\u2019ll scare you: 4 midterms on the SAME DAY<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Kxpdq vrgd, L’p jrqqd gulqn lw olnh d shuvrq. (Caesar)<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Week five -shiver-<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Believe in the power of the Mothman.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

BOO<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

The real treasure is the demons we bring home from the journey<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I wonder if squirrels can haunt you\u2026 I wish I was a squirrel.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I have a message from the ghost that\u2019s been following me since I was 12: he says \u2018boo!\u2019<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Spooky scary midterms send shivers down your mind.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

The only scary thing about halloween that I enjoy are the zombie shaped chocolates.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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