{"id":16404,"date":"2020-10-20T19:06:48","date_gmt":"2020-10-21T03:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16404"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:15:03","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:15:03","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-37\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

Theme: Horoscopes from The Fly\u00a0<\/p>\r\n

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Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

What if I just took a s—t right now.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

This is a nice spot for a nap.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Bruh why\u2019d he stay so long, get out of there before his hair gel kills you!<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Don\u2019t listen to that guy. He\u2019s trying to lead you down the path of wickedness. I\u2019m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

He\u2019s not real he\u2019s definitely like a lizard or something<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

You know what they say flies are attracted to.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Thought I was landing on a snack, turned out it was a snake.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Listen to \u201cFly on the Wall\u201d by Miley Cyrus.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\r\n

You better vote.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\r\n

At least I made him look even more like an idiot<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Oop, time for my 15 minutes of fame (\u2310\u25a8_\u25a8)<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

I can see why the audience is empty. <\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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