{"id":16344,"date":"2020-10-13T18:00:46","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T02:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16344"},"modified":"2020-12-03T21:10:33","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T05:10:33","slug":"16344-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/16344-2\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

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The Western Howl Staff<\/strong><\/p>\r\n

Aries 3\/21-4\/19\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Gang gang.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Taurus 4\/20-5\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Just \u2026 go back to sleep.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Gemini 5\/21-6\/20\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

haven\u2019t had coffee yet, pls don\u2019t talk to me<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Cancer 6\/21-7\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

\u201cI wish I could, but I don\u2019t want to.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Leo 7\/23-8\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Out on lunch break, will be back next week\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Virgo 8\/23-9\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

As the days get shorter, you become your true self. Embrace the dark, baby.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Libra 9\/23-10\/22<\/span><\/p>\r\n

No <3<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Some fish can walk out of water, but will they climb trees?<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Hey, I hope you have a wonderful day \u2014 you deserve it! Get out there and DEVOUR SOME AVOCADOS.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Go to bed early tonight, treat yourself to at least 8 hours of sleep \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Aquarius 1\/20 – 2\/18<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Is it just me, or is my FBI man listening a little too well?<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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Pisces 2\/19 – 3\/20<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Go ahead and buy that extra sticker for your water bottle. You deserve it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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