{"id":16124,"date":"2020-06-14T21:53:17","date_gmt":"2020-06-15T05:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=16124"},"modified":"2020-06-14T21:53:22","modified_gmt":"2020-06-15T05:53:22","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-34\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"544\" height=\"136\" class=\"wp-image-9829 aligncenter\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-1024x256.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-300x75.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/files\/2019\/04\/WordPress-Banner-3-768x192.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tabs type=&#8221;accordion&#8221; width=&#8221;100%&#8221; fit=&#8221;false&#8221;]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Aries 3\/21-4\/19&#8243;] Time to start my year-long backpacking adventure across the wilds of New Mexico! See ya on the flipside \u2220(\uffe3^\uffe3) [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Taurus 4\/20-5\/20&#8243;] What do you get when you mix a ladybug, a rabbit and a lizard?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Who knows, but I definitely do want to see it. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Gemini 5\/21-6\/20&#8243;] I have no idea what day it is. I stay up until 6 a.m. working, go to bed, and then wake up at 2 p.m. to start the cycle again. Is today Friday? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Cancer 6\/21-7\/22&#8243;] You\u2019ve got that emotional sauce, man.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Go protest. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Leo 7\/23-8\/22&#8243;] When life gives you lemons, give them back and say you want coffee [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Virgo 8\/23-9\/22&#8243;] How do I avoid stress? I just don\u2019t write it down. If I don\u2019t write it down, I don\u2019t do it. And if I don\u2019t do it, I don\u2019t stress about it. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Libra 9\/23-10\/22&#8243;] Bye [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21&#8243;] I should\u2019ve known better. The year never ends easy. Good luck to everyone else. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[fruitful_tab title=&#8221;Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21&#8243;] PLS DON\u2019T LEAVE ME. I\u2019M GOING TO MISS YOU. 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