{"id":15967,"date":"2020-05-19T17:34:09","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T01:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15967"},"modified":"2020-05-19T17:34:09","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T01:34:09","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-32\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″]All quarantine has taught me is that I\u2019m a procrastinating disaster hamster. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Listen, I\u2019m just trying to get through the day. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Now that quarantine has completely wrecked your sleep schedule, you can now hear your neighbors drag racing their cars at 4 a.m. What a time to be alive. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] MIKE WAZOWSKI [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] I can\u2019t think of anything. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] .enitnarauq fo derit os m\u2019I [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] *meme* [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Have you tried just, making banana bread? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Nygel Ian is pretty cool. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Asdfghjkl;\u2019 ? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Keeping it classy in these week-long pjs [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Beans!!!<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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