{"id":15817,"date":"2020-04-27T23:27:35","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T07:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15817"},"modified":"2020-04-27T23:27:35","modified_gmt":"2020-04-28T07:27:35","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscope\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] I\u2019m zooming out…bye [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Just like how professors knew you were texting in class, professors know you\u2019re playing Animal Crossing on your switch during Zoom. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] I wish my Zoom meeting would get hacked by someone interesting \u2026 like Jeff Goldblum and his astounding lesbian energy. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] lol [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] What Sag said…Good luck. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] zoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOooOOOO00O000ooonm<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0[\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] It\u2019s okay to wear no pants when you\u2019re Zooming, they can\u2019t see much anyways. Be comfortable in these uncomfortable times. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] I have no zoom meetings this term, so idk what to tell y\u2019all. Good luck? lmao. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Pro tip: make yourself look sad during your Zoom meeting so the professor won\u2019t call on you. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] You think Zoom is only for class? Amateur. I use it to hold my daily sob sessions with my cry guys. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] <\/span>Zoom? Zoom who? The only \u201cZoom\u201d I know is the PBS series I used to watch as a kid. Best part of my day. <\/span>[\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Wake up 3 minutes before Zoom class. No exceptions. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] I\u2019m zooming out…bye [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Just like how professors knew you were texting in class, professors know you\u2019re playing Animal Crossing on your switch during Zoom. [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] I wish my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":9932,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15817\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}