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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Aries season is nigh… [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] This star has dipped, stay tuned after spring break, sayonara [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Your poor achy breaky heart [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″]I just wish other people had some. \u2014 Sean [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Knock knock\u2026 hello??… [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Pick up your freakin feet. The floor\u2019s not gonna vacuum itself.\u00a0 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Help [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] The stars are saying that you should go through with it…just shave your head, now is the time. Also, you love red flags. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] My horoscope was hacked so bada-bing bada-boom here we are. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] GRITTY IS GONNA COME AND GET YOU. EAT \u00bfITS? RICE? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Schedule in some relaxation time. Ooh! I have time in between \u2018daily breakdown number 9: shower cry\u2019 and \u20183 hour cram session\u2019! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Please excuse me while I continue to cry about last week\u2019s episode of \u201cGrey\u2019s Anatomy\u201d because I\u2019m virtually the last person to still watch that show. \u00a0[\/fruitful_tab]<\/p>\n
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