{"id":15668,"date":"2020-03-10T16:26:02","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T00:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15668"},"modified":"2020-03-10T16:26:02","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T00:26:02","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-29\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Prepare… [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] \u2018Tis almost your time\u2026 watch out gemini [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] No one can trust Taurus rn. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] When you cry, you sound like the opening beat of Roddy Ricch\u2019s \u201cThe Box.\u201d Basically, stop. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Why is chickadee crossroads\u2026? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Lemme celebrate my half birthday in peace. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] f–k i forgot to do this [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] It\u2019s easy to forget how good banana bread is, try to remember. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Read page 9. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] First it was us v. Sagittarius. Now it\u2019s Taurus v. Gemini. This should be entertaining. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Don\u2019t cry, craft! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] It\u2019s ok if your life is currently a dumpster fire because at least it\u2019s gonna start raining for the next two weeks straight ! <\/span>\u00a0<\/span>[\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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