{"id":15373,"date":"2020-02-11T19:12:15","date_gmt":"2020-02-12T03:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15373"},"modified":"2026-04-14T19:12:36","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T03:12:36","slug":"bad-pickup-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/bad-pickup-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Pickup Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

HOW YOU DOIN\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

I want you to bang me like how the ed building\u2019s automatic doors bang me<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a beaver, cuz dammm!<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you https? Because you got me feelin\u2019 :\/\/<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m not a photographer but I can picture us together<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you Taco Bell sauce? Cuz gurl, you pretty mild.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Hi\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

You want to know what\u2019s beautiful? Read the first word again.<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a banana? Cuz i find u a-peel-ing.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you\u2019d be looking at 12 beautiful things<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey do you shred cheese? Cause I think you\u2019re grate<\/span><\/p>\n

Is your name google? Cause you have all the answers I need<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m no organ donor but I\u2019d be happy to give you my heart<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a traffic ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?<\/span><\/p>\n

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?<\/span><\/p>\n

Have you been to the doctor\u2019s lately? Cause it think you\u2019re missing some vitamin me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey, you should add me on snap.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

You must be the highlight to my contour cause we go perfectly together.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey, do you want to come work at my construction site? I need someone to lay pipe. ;]<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you like trees? My favorite tree is the chemis-tree between us.<\/span><\/p>\n

Is your name wi-fi? Because I\u2019m really feeling a connection<\/span><\/p>\n

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!<\/span><\/p>\n

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you French? Cause Ma-DAMN.<\/span><\/p>\n

If You Were A President, You\u2019d Be Babe-Raham Lincoln.<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a fireman? Cause you\u2019re on fire tonight.<\/span><\/p>\n

You\u2019re like the moon, a lot of people don\u2019t believe you exist because it\u2019s alla simulation<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a cow, cause I\u2019ll eat that patty.<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you the sun because one day you\u2019re gonna blow up one day and kill us all.<\/span><\/p>\n

When I wish on a star I wish on you<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you a flat, smooth rock? Cuz I\u2019d chuck you across the water and see how many times you bounce.<\/span><\/p>\n

What did the egg say to the boiling water?<\/span><\/p>\n

Give me a minute to get hard, I just came out of a chick.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey there, are you looking for love? Cuz you\u2019ve been looking in Alderaan places.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HOW YOU DOIN\u2019 I want you to bang me like how the ed building\u2019s automatic doors bang me Are you a beaver, cuz dammm! Are you https? Because you got me feelin\u2019 :\/\/ I\u2019m not a photographer but I can picture us together Are you Taco Bell sauce? Cuz gurl, you pretty mild.\u00a0 Hi\u00a0 You […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":10024,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"no","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25464,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15373\/revisions\/25464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}