{"id":15271,"date":"2020-02-10T17:51:20","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T01:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=15271"},"modified":"2020-02-10T17:51:20","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T01:51:20","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-27\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] The stars have a message for Leo : you\u2019re not my dad. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Oh, you know, just checking if gravity still works\u2026 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Did you see that fight last week? Put 20 bucks on Pisces winning this week if you feel like making bank Gemini. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] \u201cDoes anyone have any orange slices?\u201d [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Capricorns like to think they\u2019re spicy, but their words hold no weight. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Sometimes your S\/O has to stop drunk you from jumping out of the car to pet deer and you know what? I love that for you. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] Spell \u201cattic\u201d lmaoooooo<\/span><\/p>\n

Kyle stfu don\u2019t judge me<\/span><\/p>\n

Can we leave this<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Did you hear what Taurus said about you? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Pisces: \u00bfIt\u2019s my birthday?<\/span><\/p>\n

Leo: I\u2019m your dad.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Northwest Passage Editor-in-Chief: hi<\/span><\/p>\n

The REAL Northwest Passage Editor-in-Chief: Why [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Watch out for Pisces and Leo, now they\u2019re on the chopping block this week [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] Aquarius, today is a good day to bet on a fight Double down, all in, push it to the max! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] <\/span>THat\u2019s one a sPICy a meatball<\/span> [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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