{"id":11704,"date":"2020-01-21T16:27:02","date_gmt":"2020-01-22T00:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=11704"},"modified":"2020-01-21T16:27:02","modified_gmt":"2020-01-22T00:27:02","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-24\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Okay, so out of my 326 News Years Resolutions, only about 2 are do-able, but then like who cares about resolutions anyway ?? I do what I want !! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] You\u2019re a bull, not an octopus, don\u2019t try to do so many things at once\u2026 So what if you fail right\u2026 NOT [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] Scorpios were put into this world to create obstacles for you. So if you get into a fight with a Scorpio, no one will blame you. \ud83d\ude09 [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] My New Years resolution was to be a more responsible student. But so far I\u2019ve dropped a class and skipped the other two. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] Is your class workload overwhelming you? …lol rip go do your homework [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] \u201cWE WERE ON A BREAAAKKKK,\u201d you scream, but it\u2019s week 2 of classes and have you ever really taken a break in your life? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] 2020 is turning out to be more like 2019 II [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Does it feel like 2020 is gonna be your year? That\u2019s cute. No really \u2014 adorable. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] New year, same you. Who says you have to change? Keep being your beautiful self. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] No one :\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Me : Hey, did you know \u201c?!\u201d is called an interobang ?! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] <\/span>It\u2019s not too late to add a new class to your schedule! Or maybe it is? I\u2019m not the expert. Don\u2019t ask me. STOP talking ABOUT IT! <\/span>[\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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