{"id":10839,"date":"2019-10-08T17:03:02","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T01:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=10839"},"modified":"2019-10-08T17:03:02","modified_gmt":"2019-10-09T01:03:02","slug":"this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-completely-made-up-horoscopes-21\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in completely made up horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Second week, you\u2019re already wishing school was done\u2026 but wait, there\u2019s more.<\/span><\/p>\n

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[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Only one week in, and you\u2019ve already lost all your new pens and pencils huh, Taurus? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] The stars know you’re not really into school spirit, but would it hurt you to say “\u2019Sco Wolves” every now and then? [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6\/21-7\/22″] I know you\u2019re full of salt, Cancer. Just remember that some people are slugs. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7\/23-8\/22″] It\u2019s time for some \u201cyou time\u201d \u2014 eat a burrito if you need to. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8\/23-9\/22″] Do you have all of your notebooks color coordinated for classes? Of course you do, you\u2019ve had this planned for weeks. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9\/23-10\/22″] You\u2019re still mad that someone stole your seat, even though it\u2019s only the second week of class. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10\/23-11\/21″] Should you have listened? Maybe. Did you? No. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11\/22-12\/21″] Don\u2019t forget to drink water responsibly. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12\/22-1\/19″] Do you remember? The 21st night of September? Of course you don\u2019t. [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Aquarius 1\/20-2\/18″] You wish you had that Beyonce vibe right about now\u2026 But you don\u2019t. #farfetcheddreaming [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2\/19-3\/20″] Me: Just trying to get through Week 2.<\/span><\/p>\n

My last two brain cells: HE WAS A ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER ONE EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER ONE EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE EATER suuuRE LOOKS STRANGE TO ME!!!! [\/fruitful_tab]<\/span><\/p>\n

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[fruitful_tabs type=”accordion” width=”100%” fit=”false”] [fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3\/21-4\/19″] Second week, you\u2019re already wishing school was done\u2026 but wait, there\u2019s more. \u00a0[\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4\/20-5\/20″] Only one week in, and you\u2019ve already lost all your new pens and pencils huh, Taurus? [\/fruitful_tab] [fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5\/21-6\/20″] The stars know you’re not really into school spirit, but would it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":10784,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10839\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}