{"id":10456,"date":"2019-05-22T13:54:03","date_gmt":"2019-05-22T21:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=10456"},"modified":"2019-05-22T13:54:03","modified_gmt":"2019-05-22T21:54:03","slug":"cheesy-pick-up-lines-that-definitely-work-100-of-the-time-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/cheesy-pick-up-lines-that-definitely-work-100-of-the-time-maybe\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheesy pick-up lines that DEFINITELY work 100% of the time&#8230;maybe."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You ever see a person that you just really want to impress, but the right words can\u2019t seem to form in your brain? If that\u2019s happened to you, you know that as a result, you end up standing there, blank-faced. Or, worse, you ramble an incoherent sentence that makes absolutely no sense. Fear not \u2014 your friends at the Western Howl are here to make those awkward encounters a little bit less uncomfortable. Just memorize a few of these cheesy pick-up lines, and you should be good to go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Note: If something goes wrong while using these, it\u2019s definitely NOT the fault of the Western Howl, or the fault of the pickup line. These lines are absolutely FOOLPROOF and if you get rejected or something then you probably did something wrong.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8220;Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHey, is that guy bothering you? No? Would you mind if <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> bothered you then?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou\u2019re a 9\/10. And I\u2019m the 1 you need.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cGirl, are you a Taco Bell sauce, cuz you\u2019re pretty mild.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAre you a duck? Cuz you quack me up.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAre you a beaver? Cuz dam.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAre you a wolf? Cuz \u2026 cuz\u2026 (insert wolf noises).\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI want to bang you just like how the RWEC\u2019s automatic doors bang me.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAre you the main doors to the RWEC? Because you\u2019re refusing to let me in.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Compiled by the Western Howl staff<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You ever see a person that you just really want to impress, but the right words can\u2019t seem to form in your brain? If that\u2019s happened to you, you know that as a result, you end up standing there, blank-faced. Or, worse, you ramble an incoherent sentence that makes absolutely no sense. Fear not \u2014 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1094,"featured_media":10460,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"The Western Howl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1094"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}