May 6, 2026 | How the signs procrastinate
Aries: archive of our own
Taurus: spins around in circles
Gemini: films an asmr video
Cancer: Goes on a deep dive into a new anime
Leo: Spends $200 to start a new hobby
Virgo: goes on a walk and does some self care
Libra: Puts on a youtube video to “listen to” and gets way too into it
Scorpio: literally just zones out
Sagittarius: Goes down a rabbit hole on Tik Tok
Capricorn: Roleplaying with chatbots from their favorite fandoms
Aquarius: drinkin & smokin allegedly
Pisces: Recreating LeBron’s chasedown block in game 7 of the 2016 finals
